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hipster-trichster:

sneakyfeets:

angry-shaman:

sneakyfeets:

ill-icarus:

sneakyfeets:

metztlixochitl:

Our little house in El Salvador has steps like this leading into the ocean :3 when the tide is low, you can step down onto the beach. When the tide is high, you can step right into the water.

that wood would rot and be hella unsafe I would not trust that shit

sneakyfeets ITS LIKE FOUR STEPS

FOUR STEPS OF DEATH BRO
YOU’RE WALKIN DOWN THAT SHIT, MAYBE YOU A LIL TIPSY, IT’S SUMMER, GOT YOUR COORS IN ONE HAND MAYBE SOME SHITTY IPOD KNOCKOFF BECAUSE NOBODY WHO’S ANYBODY FUCKING BUYS IPODS ANYMORE
YOU’RE DROWSY, YOU FEELIN GOOD THEN BAM! STEP NUMBER THREE SNAPS ON YOU! IT’S ROTTED, IT’S GROSS IT’S EMBEDDED 6 INCHES UP ALL INTO YOUR LEG MAN AND GUESS WHAT
THERE’S A PARASITE SWIMMIN UP IN THAT WATER HE SEE YOUR BLOOD HE FEELIN LIKE HOLLAH HOMBRE GONNA MAKE YOUR WOUND FEEL LIKE HOME BAM STAFF INFECTION YOUR LEG GOTTA COME OFF BRO OR YOU DIE YOU FUCKING DEAD
OF COURSE BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN GET TO THE DOCTOR SO HE CAN SIT YOU DOWN WITH ONE LEG ON YOUR KNEE IN A COMFORTING GESTURE AND THE OTHER HOLDING A TABLESAW BEHIND HIS BACK BAM SMELL OF BLOOD ATTRACTS A MASSIVE SHARK AND HE TAKES OFF YOUR OTHER LEG BECAUSE HE’S A DISCERNING MAN SHARK HE KNOWS YOUR LEG THAT’S SHANKED UP AND WOODEN GONNA GIVE HIM MOUTH SPLINTERS HE AINT NO FOOL
THAT’S TWO LEGS GONE BRO. DEUCE BITCHES
'FOUR STEPS' MY ASS NATURAL SELECTION IS COMING FOR YOU

Salt water doesn’t rot wood.

SHUT UP NERD

this post was wild

hipster-trichster:

sneakyfeets:

angry-shaman:

sneakyfeets:

ill-icarus:

sneakyfeets:

metztlixochitl:

Our little house in El Salvador has steps like this leading into the ocean :3 when the tide is low, you can step down onto the beach. When the tide is high, you can step right into the water.

that wood would rot and be hella unsafe I would not trust that shit

sneakyfeets ITS LIKE FOUR STEPS

FOUR STEPS OF DEATH BRO

YOU’RE WALKIN DOWN THAT SHIT, MAYBE YOU A LIL TIPSY, IT’S SUMMER, GOT YOUR COORS IN ONE HAND MAYBE SOME SHITTY IPOD KNOCKOFF BECAUSE NOBODY WHO’S ANYBODY FUCKING BUYS IPODS ANYMORE

YOU’RE DROWSY, YOU FEELIN GOOD THEN BAM! STEP NUMBER THREE SNAPS ON YOU! IT’S ROTTED, IT’S GROSS IT’S EMBEDDED 6 INCHES UP ALL INTO YOUR LEG MAN AND GUESS WHAT

THERE’S A PARASITE SWIMMIN UP IN THAT WATER HE SEE YOUR BLOOD HE FEELIN LIKE HOLLAH HOMBRE GONNA MAKE YOUR WOUND FEEL LIKE HOME BAM STAFF INFECTION YOUR LEG GOTTA COME OFF BRO OR YOU DIE YOU FUCKING DEAD

OF COURSE BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN GET TO THE DOCTOR SO HE CAN SIT YOU DOWN WITH ONE LEG ON YOUR KNEE IN A COMFORTING GESTURE AND THE OTHER HOLDING A TABLESAW BEHIND HIS BACK BAM SMELL OF BLOOD ATTRACTS A MASSIVE SHARK AND HE TAKES OFF YOUR OTHER LEG BECAUSE HE’S A DISCERNING MAN SHARK HE KNOWS YOUR LEG THAT’S SHANKED UP AND WOODEN GONNA GIVE HIM MOUTH SPLINTERS HE AINT NO FOOL

THAT’S TWO LEGS GONE BRO. DEUCE BITCHES

'FOUR STEPS' MY ASS NATURAL SELECTION IS COMING FOR YOU

Salt water doesn’t rot wood.

SHUT UP NERD

this post was wild

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mutha-fuck:

future husband 

mutha-fuck:

future husband 

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naughty-rebeca:
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bpolch:

want you 

bpolch:

want you 

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bluelag-oo-n:

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